I don't know why, but I am in a pretty good mood today. So much so that I almost abandoned PIH in favor of a People I Like. Then, I figured everyone would bitch about it, and I didn't need that noise. Heh. For some reason, my angry rants entertain others. Go figure.
The Simpsons
Can we just stop with this show? I worshiped this series in the early days. Unfortunately, it hasn't been funny since the mid-90's. And now, eighteen years after the series' debut, Matt Groening is releasing The Simpson's Movie. Are you frakkin' kidding me? This may have been a good idea in 1991. In 2007? Not so much.
I think it's about time The Simpsons go the way of Dr. Marvin Monroe, Bleeding Gums Murphy, and Maude Flanders.
Heather Mills
Paul McCartney's hippie ex-wife is slated to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. Allow me to repeat that so it really sinks in. Paul McCartney's hippie ex-wife is slated to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. I know what you're thinking: "Wyatt, what's the big deal?" Read on:
"Mills, 39, a former model turned social activist who lost her left leg below the knee in a traffic accident, will be the first contestant on the show to compete with an artificial limb, the Walt Disney Co.-owned broadcaster said."
SHE LOST HER LEFT LEG BELOW THE KNEE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT! AND SHE IS GOING TO BE A CONTESTANT IN A DANCE CONTEST!!!
Can we please stop with the social experiments on television? Look, I am very sorry that she lost her leg. Really, and I mean that. But her entry into this sham of a contest is nothing short of liberal hippie progressivism. The next thing you know, we'll be seeing deaf mutes performing on American Idol.
Joan and Melissa Rivers
Why are these yappy broads famous? And by "famous," I mean famous like Joey Buttafuoco famous. At least Joan used to guest host The Tonight Show . . . in 1945. These Long Island yentas will be on the red carpet at the Oscars - again - talking to other vapid celebrities and asking, "What are you wearing?" Just once, I'd like to see someone say, "A dress made from human skin." The only saving grace is that the Rivers-eses are doing what makes them famous - boring people - on the TV Guide Channel.
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