Thursday, April 05, 2007

People I Hate

It's Thursday! Time for another fan-tabulous edition of PIH. Luckily for you, there have been a lot of a-holes in the news this week, so I'll dispense with the pleasantries and disperse the bile. Let's rock!

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

This guy is a piece of Shiite. Yesterday, he released the 15 British sailors kidnapped by his country, then had the temerity to call the release a "gift."

Ahmadinejad then declared that even though Iran had the right to put the Britons on trial, he had "pardoned" them to mark the March 30 birthday of the Prophet Muhammad and the coming Easter holiday. "This pardon is a gift to the British people," he said. (H/T - Yahoo!)

The real "gift" is that Tony Blair didn't have the won tons to blow your despicable country off the face of the earth. Your time in coming, President Tom, and I hope I am around to see you burn.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

And speaking of pieces of Shiite . . . In a move made specifically to undermine President Bush (yet again), Pelosi took a trip to Syria to negotiate a peace between Syria and Israel. I'm not kidding.

"We were very pleased with the reassurances we received from the president (Assad) that he was ready to resume the peace process. He was ready to engage in negotiations (for) peace with Israel," Pelosi said.

"(Our) meeting with the president enabled us to communicate a message from prime minister Olmert that Israel was ready to engage in peace talks as well," Pelosi told reporters after talks with Assad. (H/T - Reuters)

Ya gotta love the gall of this decrepit old broad. She thinks she can singlehandedly broker a lasting peace deal with these two age-old enemies. Why? Because she believes she can speak for Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert with regard to such matters. Of course, Olmert's office vehemently disagrees:

"The prime minister said Israel is interested in peace with Syria, but Syria would first have to abandon the path of terror and providing support for terrorist groups," the official said, in reference to Palestinian group Hamas and Lebanon's Hezbollah.

Nice try, though, Nance. And people think George W. Bush is arrogant.

The Television Bureau of Canada

Just when you thought our neighbors to the north couldn't get any more liberal:

Major League Baseball star Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas was feeling a little beat-up on Wednesday after Canadian regulators demanded changes to a commercial featuring the Blue Jays slugger engaged in a pillow fight with kids.

In it, Thomas walks in to a bedroom where two boys are jumping on a bed and having a pillow fight, and one of the boys playfully swats him with a pillow.

Grinning the entire time, Thomas grabs the pillow and swings it mightily like a baseball bat at the boy, sending him flying off the bed and on to the floor in an explosion of feathers. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Are you frakkin' kidding me? It's called comedy, you ignorant canucks! I swear to God, this P.C. crap is ruining the planet.

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