Thursday, March 11, 2010

Hate Mail O' The Week

This week’s hate mail comes to us from the lovely and talented “BPC Student,” who apparently has some real anger issues. As with most of my hate mail, this mental giant commented on this story, which was originally posted on June 26, 2009! Way to stay current. Here is Einstein’s complete e-mail, unedited for your reading pleasure:

look assholes i am not a communist infact i am anti communist also whoever the bitch who wrote the website i can tell you that only 1 person is a communist. out of 150 kids. also the “maruanah” leaf is a maple leaf and the communist symbol is just there as a joke and if u walk by our school i bet you wont find the things in this article that were there. finally catholic schools are were most of the kids are gay

Wow, that private edu-ma-cation is really paying off in spades! BPC said some rather interesting things. Allow me to retort. First of all, there is a new thing called spell check. It comes free with most computers, dontcha know? Secondly, you can count the people who confuse a maple leaf with a marijuana leaf one one hand. Finally, you claim that if you walk by the school you won’t find the things that are listed in the article? Really, genius? Click the above link. I posted the photo from the article, and it clearly shows a Soviet hammer and sickle as well as the slogan, “Capitalism Will Fail.” Check it out – even a Rhodes Scholar like yourself can see both images as plain as day.

According to the original article, the Black Pine Circle School is comprised of students from kindergarten to eighth grade. So the vulgar genius who wrote this grammatical abortion is no older than 14 years old. Nice.

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