Finally, a story which doesn't directly involve me or my division.
Two officers were in court yesterday for a narcotics arrest. During the trial, the defendant's brother comes in, sits down, and tells the judge, "Those weren't my brother's drugs; they were MY drugs."
Inexplicably, the judge dismisses the case against the defendant, and lets the brother leave the courtroom without incident..
As the brothers are waiting for the elevator, they blow kisses to the arresting officers.
God, I love this town!