A Breast Milk Motive For Theft Caper

Before stealing a used Stanley cup from a female co-worker, an accused thief remarked that the insulated tumbler “would be great to hold my breast milk,” investigators allege.

Arianna Moss thought she would get away woth the theft.

Arianna was arrested from Florida police officers.

If nothing else, Arianna had some large milk in her.

One wonders if her boyfriend thinks her milk are always this year.

Well The Good Is Bad And The Bad Is The Worse

My doctor was supposed to get my EKG before my procedure. The missus is trying to get me on for the EKG.

My procedure is set for January 22nd, and at this point, I'm worried about this.

I know no one cares about this, but I have had problems for years, and this is the time I can get the nose fixed for good.

Some Dogs Learn New Words By Eavesdropping

Clever canines that have a talent for learning vocabulary can pick up new words by simply overhearing their handlers’ conversations, say scientists.

Parents and dog owners know that some words should not be spoken, but only spelled, to prevent small ears from eavesdropping on the conversation, and previous research has shown that, at the age of 18 months, toddlers can already learn new words by overhearing other people.

At least they don't drop, um, doppling all the time.

“Our findings show that the socio-cognitive processes enabling word learning from overheard speech are not uniquely human,” said lead author on the study, Dr. Shany Dror. “Under the right conditions, some dogs present behaviors strikingly similar to those of young children.”

Amazing. Dogs are just the best.

Meet Tyler Strack, From Florida

JANUARY 9--The Florida Man who sought to engineer a supposed chance run-in with a woman by hiding a GPS tracker on her car has copped a plea deal, records show.

Tyler was hiding a GPS tracker on her car. I assume he will never have sex with another woman ever.

Seen at right, Strack was initially charged with a felony, but he pleaded yesterday to a reduced misdemeanor charge. He was ordered to pay fines and court costs totaling around $700, a portion of which he could reduce by performing community service at a rate of $14 an hour.

In an apparent effort to rekindle that passing fling, Strack bought a Cube brand tracker from Best Buy and placed the device on the woman’s car. But the victim discovered the item and contacted police, who then used subpoenas to connect Strack to the Cube purchase.

Good luck Tyler, your bunk buddy will love you.

Well, There Is A New Big Wig For The Philadelphia Police Department

The new Big-Wig is an embarrassment for the department, amazing she can even get off her chair.

We've had really awful commissioners, but this woman, I am just happy that I am not on the department anymore.

The department has always wanted to get rid of male commissioners and move them to, um, portly women.

Apparently, they decided to go to the women. Women who probably had no idea how to word a police department.

Oh well, it's not my problem anymore. Thank the Lord.

Sorry About The Lack Of Posting But This Is Important

I'm still really tired after the cancer, but I went to the gym today.

I'm really tired after this, but I wanted to let you know about this.

I got rid of Yahoo because they are really awful.

Last night they continued to make numbers and other nonsense and I finally had it.

If any of you want to talk to me or have something you want for the blog, let me know.

I'd rather use the Yahoo, but they were terrible.

You can send it at sgood99@proton.me. I just didn't want you to think I left the blog.

France Bans Forever Chemicals

Being that many of the so-called “forever chemicals” are involved in making products water-resistant, a French ban on their use in the textile, fashion, and cosmetics industries should serve to greatly reduce the nation’s population to their exposure.

Yeah, cut down those smelly chemicals.

The French lower-house, the National Assembly, adopted the bill put forward by the Green Party with 231 votes to 51 in February of last year, following a green light from the Senate. 14 of the deputies tested their hair and presented the results on the floor as a demonstration—all of the samples contained forever chemicals.

Wait, was there a lower-house? Hmmm...

Well, if you see some of these French women, make sure she doesn't drop her chemicals on the ground.

Matthew Gets Slap For Urinating On Several Victims

The New York advertising executive arrested for urinating upon several victims from a rooftop bar will perform community service and be prohibited from using “alcohol or mind altering substances” as part of a deal struck with prosecutors, court records show.

A judge has approved a pre-trial intervention agreement between Matthew Day, 30, and the State Attorney’s office in connection with the accused man’s 1:30 AM aerial assault at a St. Petersburg, Florida nightspot.

I guess urinating isn't too much for at St. Petersburg.

According to his LinkedIn profile, Day is a Penn State graduate who co-founded Ribeye Media in 2023 and is the firm’s “Head of Client Success.” The New York Adtech company is a “unified ad workflow platform built for local media” that helps “broadcasters and media sales organizations plan, execute, and report digital advertising.”

Penn State. Wow, I am shocked. Shocked I say!

The Running Of The Bulls

I wanted to post this on when Kevin was running near Franklin Field in Philadelphia.

My problen was my phone literally blew up my former phone.

Its been a pretty bad week, but I wanted to put it up anyway.

Kevin was running the 4x800. There were four guys running in the meet.

Each runner had to run four tracks before passing the baton.

All four of the kids were running well, but Kevin was the anchor and wow did he crush it.

Kevin ran that last, final round and he destroyed. He ran faster than I"ve have ever seen run like that.

I ran to him after he finished, and he was so happy, running better than his other runners.

Hopefully, he'll run like this from here on out.

Sorry I Was Late Today...

Christmas was kind of all over the place. When I was at my Mother in law's house I was making jokes about the cancer.

Unfortunately, Kevin, my youngest boy, worried about it. He thought the I had serious cancer.

Cancer isn't funny from anyone, and I'm going to talk to Kevin and tell him I'm okay.

The nurse checked me three times, and I am on the top of the list.

In other words, my cancer is gone for a while.

Still running around from Christmas, and I still have to take off for a week before doing anything serious for a while.

I was really scared about this, but for the moment, I'm good for a while.