GOD . . . IS . . . PISSED!

Yesterday, the FDA warned doctors to check for rare and deadly diseases in women who have been taking RU-86, the "morning after" abortion pill. (It's a shame the pill isn't retroactive: lest I give it to Michael Moore's mother.) Since the pills' release in 2000, five women have died after its use, but the Agency couldn't positively confirm a link between the deaths and RU-86.

The Associated Press story had some terrific quotes from God. The most notable of these was this little gem:

"I told you sons of bitches that RU-86 would come back and bite you in the ass! I told you!!!"