Thursday, August 25, 2005

Good Mourning, Philadelphia

Support Your Local Gunfighter will be wearing a mourning crepe for the rest of the week. Why? Because the most beautiful traffic bunny in the world is getting married on Saturday! Fox 29's Dorothy Krysiuk, 31, is tying the knot – and breaking my heart - this weekend to Anthony Marasa, who works in sales. Not only is she getting hitched, but to a freaking I-talian? You're killing me, Dorothy!


  1. Notice Fox always has foxes?
    Local and national both!

  2. Uhmmmmmmmmm Wyatt.

    You do course know that I am an "I-Talian" LOL

  3. CUG - I noticed, and I love it! Laura Dhue . . . mmmmm!

    Buccmic - Didn't realize that. D'oh! Sorry, chief!

  4. Ahem...watch it with those Italian remarks! I know people in the Mafia! :p

  5. You ARE taken, right?

    Quit lusting after women ten years younger than you!

    Although, just 'cause you're on a diet, it doesn't mean you can't look at the menu...

  6. Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Hold on there, Baba Looey! How old do you think I am? Cripes, I'm only 36, Damian; so she's only FIVE years younger than me. Sheesh!!!

  7. So Wyatt is also a shameful "luster" in addition to holding anti-Italian bigotry?

    McQ will just have to implement stricter control mechanisms on keeping out the "undesirable" types.

    Such things give the site a bad name you know, Wyatt?