Support Your Local Gunfighter: Signs Of The Apocalypse

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"The best thing to come out of Philly since . . . who are we kidding, nothing good comes out of Philly." - The Man, GOP and the City

"Sharpshooter, still beats salad shooter in 2 out of 3 gunfights. - Rodney Dill, Outside The Beltway

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"After more than a year of reading SYLG, I am once again pregnant. I'm not saying there's a connection, but it is a bit suspicious." - Daisy, Dorkelina

"Keeping the streets of Philly safe; one cheesesteak at a time." - RT, Public Pondering

"Proof that if you keep hitting 'refresh,' you too can reach 50,000 hits." - Sssteve, First With Flair

"The Jim Dangle of Philly." - Tyler D., .45-Caliber Justice

"Wyatt Earp proves that there's an upside to blindness." - Remulak MoxArgon, The Moxargon Group

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"As a blogger, he's one hell of a detective, but as a detective, he's one hell of a blogger!" - Miriam, Miriam's Ideas

"If his gun doesn't kill you, his humor will." - Dragon Lady, Dragon's Den

"SYLG: Where Rosie (O'Donnell) and Helen (Thomas) go when they want to be 'shot' by a man." - Joe Cool

"Hitler would be proud of you." - Sean Connor

"You have no honor!" - Robert Frederick

Monday, August 15, 2005

Signs Of The Apocalypse

1. Demi Moore and her no-talent boy-toy Ashton Kutcher are planning to have a baby.

While she and Kutcher, 27, would like to "expand our family" - there have been tabloid reports that Moore was pregnant - there are no plans for marriage. "I feel that we are and that we don't need something formal, so to do so isn't a big deal one way or another," she tells the magazine.

After I read this story (which appears in Harper's Bazaar - or in this case, Bizarre) I threw up in my mouth a little. If there is any justice, someone will post a sign outside their bedroom during their "trials," which reads: "Warning: Shallow Gene Pool - No Lifeguard On Duty."

2. Czechs and Russians bicker over player compensations at 2006 Olympics.

The Czech and Russian hockey federations refused to sign the proposed player transfer agreement between the NHL and the sport's world governing body as Monday's deadline passed, leaving unsettled the NHL's participation in next year's Turin Olympics.

Great. Now who the hell am I gonna root for?

3. Christie Brinkley returns as CoverGirl.

. . . Brinkley is now 51 and she's pitching a line called Advanced Radiance, makeup intended for women 30 and older.

51??? What magazine is she going to shoot the cover for, AARP Weekly?

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