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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Stuart Smalley Needs A Loan

So, I'm listening to the O'Reilly Factor, and I overhear a story about the continuing financial woes of uber-talented (Sarcasm alert!) Al Franken's Air America radio juggernaut.

Allegedly, the powers-that-be are spending money a tad foolishly. For example, they spent millions on a brand new studio for Franken and friends, only to find out that Stuart Smalley won't be using it - he's moving to Minnesota! Ad revenue is way down, and the contracts of the on-air talent are way up.

I would explain further, but O'Reilly has Michelle Malkin (pictured) on the program, and suddenly I can't put a sentence together. Gotta go!

6 comments:

  1. Michelle and I shoot at the same range. Not that it makes me one tenth as gorgeous. Yeah, even straight women think she's hot.

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  2. Wow, she plinks, too? Ooh, baby!!

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  3. Wyatt, yeah, all I can say is wow. Smart, hot AND can shoot... I guess I'm going to have to rethink that whole stalking idea now.

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  4. Hmmm...

    This MishellMalken is a most attractive humanoid. Makes conquering your puny planet seem almost worthwhile...

    Is she willing to date outside her solar system?

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  5. Tony B - I should think so. But dangerous chicks intrigue me!

    Mox - The line forms here, chief! As long as you don't mind sloppy earthling seconds, she's all yours! Thanks for conquering my blog!

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  6. As my grandfather's clone used to say: "Particle cannons means never having to wait in line, or say you're sorry."

    Bwah-hah-hah-hah!

    Perhaps I should have my harem repainted for the new arrival? I'll have to call my friend TekTak, for a robot he knows a lot of interior decorators.

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