"I'll refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers."Police officers are always being pestered for free legal advice - as if we know the intricacies of local animal sodomy laws. As a result, I plan to push my luck after my "Ask Dr. Earpy" post, so I am calling all cars for your questions. Audience participation is encouraged.
Do you have a question about the law, my chosen profession, or just wanna see your name posted here? Let me know in the comments section. The deadline for questions is tonight at 9pm, and I'll post your answers on Friday morning. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Editor's note: Not a guarantee.
Does PA and Philly recognize other states concealed carry permits?
ReplyDeleteIf not, why the hell not!
Are we allowed to shoot hippies in Philly to protect freedom, and the country?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah.
I was FIRST! ;)
Does a burglar have to have a weapon in Philly for you to beat hime to death with a garden toolif you find him in your home?
ReplyDeleteI'll ask Dear Earpy if it's okay for me to go topless in Philly? Out and about, so to speak?
ReplyDelete(But I also want to know from Dr. Phat Tony- who keeps a hoe IN their house? Don't say "Mr. Pandy" either, wiseguy.)
I could go with the obligatory "Pimpin' aint easy" line but I was thinking more on the line of hedge trimmer or weed wacker, both of which are in the garage (the first place I go when I get home) So I guess instead of "beat" it should be brutalize or maul.
ReplyDeleteCan you please beat Terrel Owens over the head with one of tony's garden tools-of-death?
ReplyDeleteWyatt,
ReplyDeleteI want to purchase a hand gun to add to my fine collection. I want to use it for personal protection and shooting northwest, tree hugging, granola eating, birkenstock wearing, owl saving, hippies!!! :)
What laws does your planet have that cover alien invasion and the enslaving of your population and the processing of some into food?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is a restraining order an Earthling female's way of playing hard to get, or is she really not interested in joining your harem?
That question isn't for me, it's for my friend Xran.
Does PA consider space aliens to be "illegals" or "undocumented workers"?
ReplyDelete"Or just wanna see your name posted here?" Hmmmmm..?
ReplyDeleteThinking...oh yeah I had a question. The mayor is obviously corrupt why doesn’t anyone lock him up?!?
If you were caught speeding or running a red light in your car, could you talk your way out of a ticket with a male officer? (w/o tears!)
ReplyDeleteDoes the back of the paddywagon have cupholders?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you and "others" not putting your locations on my Frappr map?
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