Giving You The Bird

It's Thanksgiving, and since my readers have lives, no one will be reading SYLG today. Thus, I am free to prattle on about anything I desire. So, the following people are gay . . .

What's that? Someone may actually be reading today? Oh. Scratch that whole gay thing. Instead, like every other blogger on Earth, I might as well list some of the things for which I am thankful. Fasten your seat belts.

Stanley Kubrick. Yeah, I know he passed on, but his films still entertain me for hours on end. The Shining is a modern day classic, but as everyone knows, it can't hold a candle to his masterpiece, Full Metal Jacket. Although most folks will tell you that the movie could have ended after the first half of the film (Parris Island), I am one of the silent minority that enjoys the second half (Vietnam) much better. Best movie . . . ever!

Sony. Whether it's my delightful 46" HDTV, or my PlayStation 2 (which I refer to as my "third son"), the good folks at Sony keep inventing more reasons for me to ignore my family. However, if those pillaging bastards try and market a $500 PS3, I am going postal!

Fox News. Forget their reporting or their conservative slant. Who the hell cares? I am thankful for Fox because they really know how to hire the fabulous babes! Mmm . . . Laurie Dhue! Bonus points for the across-the-board lip gloss. I don't know what they give their anchors, but it's working.

My readers. Let's face it, without you guys, I'm nothing. Despite my previous rants about my descending daily hit count, it is secondary to the pride I feel when I know someone is out there. Thank you all for your unending support, and I hope I can continue to live up to your expectations. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Thank you Laurie . . . for just being you!