A Few Words On The Alito Hearings

Here are a few things to remember during all of the rhetoric spewed during the Samuel Alito Confirmation Hearings: Senator Edward "Teddy Drunxspin" Kennedy has been quite vocal about his opposition to Alito's confirmation. And why not, since his character is above reproach. Oh, by the way, Teddy, be careful not to rush home after today's hearings; you may cause an accident: West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd has turned the phrase "filibuster" into a catch phrase of late, and has vowed to block the Bush appointment at every turn. Good for you, Robert. I know you are getting up there in age, so don't forget to wear your hat; it's cold out there! Senator Hillary "The Hildebeast" Clinton is sure to jump on the "Alito is not neat-o" bandwagon. Here's a little fashion advice for you: try and not to wear a blue dress. They stain easily.