Senator Edward "Teddy Drunxspin" Kennedy has been quite vocal about his opposition to Alito's confirmation. And why not, since his character is above reproach. Oh, by the way, Teddy, be careful not to rush home after today's hearings; you may cause an accident:
West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd has turned the phrase "filibuster" into a catch phrase of late, and has vowed to block the Bush appointment at every turn. Good for you, Robert. I know you are getting up there in age, so don't forget to wear your hat; it's cold out there!
Senator Hillary "The Hildebeast" Clinton is sure to jump on the "Alito is not neat-o" bandwagon. Here's a little fashion advice for you: try and not to wear a blue dress. They stain easily.
How does he continue to get elected??
ReplyDeleteNo one saw me...I wasn't here!
Who said that? Who's there???
ReplyDeleteYou're okay as long as you and Ssssteve don't get all gushy toward each other again. Then, it's no Tom Selleck for you!
Oh, I'm sure as long as Ted has
ReplyDeleteSplash, his Portuguese Water Dog with him, he'll be ok.
Isn't that the most galling thing you have ever seen? I mean, he actually names the WATER dog, SPLASH!!!
ReplyDeleteIt would have only been better if he named it "Mary Jo."
Well, it could have been worse. He could have gotten two and named the female "Sink" and the male "Swim."
ReplyDeleteWith Teddy he would have been more likely to name a dog after the car that went under...after all he had affection for the car. Asshat. Sorry....drunken asshat.
ReplyDeleteGreat post!! I bookmarked that Kennedy site. My mom read a lot about the Kennedy's and told me a lot of the history. But so many people don't even know about Chappaquiddick. It happened before I was even born. Since then I've read a book and seen a documentary but if my mom hadn't originally pointed it out to me who knows how long it would've been.
ReplyDeleteMushy?!! There is no Mushy in Blogging!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny about naming his dog!! He probably calls it "Mary Jo" when no one is looking!!
KENNEDY IS AN ARSE!!!! He's a source of shame for the Irish and big-jawwed people! Oh wait...Kerry has the same jaw, but worse. Anyway....how ironic that he's like the only brother left. Friggin' drunk, bloated, sorry excuse for a man! Oh, and great post, Wyatt. Very funny and creative. I give it a "10."
ReplyDeleteIsn't he also writing a children's book about "Splash"? Even more galling!
ReplyDeleteGushy/mushy? I deny that, and I don't think it's nice to threaten innocent, sweet people! Do you? ;)
Wyatt- You have to post this on the Dome.
ReplyDeleteTruly hysterical!! Thanks for the laughs!!
Rach - Touche'
ReplyDeleteSK - Correction noted. :)
LMC - Thanks! That's precisely the problem - time heals all wounds (except for the Kopeckne family), and people have very short memories. How he keeps getting re-elected is beyond me.
Ssssteve - Nah, he probably LIKES his dog!
RT - Thank you. Kennedy is a disgrace, but no one in Massachusetts will admit it.
Lin - Threats? Can't help you there. Ask a cop. :)
Maria - No chance. I'm too shy to post there :)