In the meantime, here's a top ten list for your edification:
Top Ten Gifts I Haven't Received For My Birthday
10. An HDTV signal on my local Fox station. The only DIRECTV channel that is still kaput.
9. Liposuction.
8. My 50,000th visitor.
7. G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip.
6. My Beef and Beer tickets for tonight. Let's go, Deathlok!
5. Uber's home phone number.
4. The ruin of the woman who put in my first IAB complaint.
2. The Krabby Patty secret formula. (Sorry, that's a gift Plankton hasn't received for his birthday!)
2. The head of Osama bin Laden.
And the number one gift I haven't received for my birthday . . .
1. The opportunity to strip search the latest supermodel felon.
9. Liposuction.
8. My 50,000th visitor.
7. G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip.
6. My Beef and Beer tickets for tonight. Let's go, Deathlok!
5. Uber's home phone number.
4. The ruin of the woman who put in my first IAB complaint.
2. The Krabby Patty secret formula. (Sorry, that's a gift Plankton hasn't received for his birthday!)
2. The head of Osama bin Laden.
And the number one gift I haven't received for my birthday . . .
1. The opportunity to strip search the latest supermodel felon.
By the way, amongst the gifts I did receive today were Tiger Woods 2006 - I have been slumming with the 2005 version - and a fabulous watch with the Denver Broncos logo (and John Elway's #7 on the face). Thank you all for the birthday greetings!
I don't get a couple of things on your list! Wow, 37--if you're going to add to your family better get busy while the little "swimmers" are still viable! hehehe Is your cake going to have black icing? hehe
ReplyDeleteJust trying to annoy the hell out of you!! (cause you have so much of it in you!) Okay, I quit--Happy Birthday, cowboy!
Happy Birthday, Old Guy! It's nice to know there is SOMEONE out there older than I am (32).
ReplyDeleteBe patient on the ruining thing. Hubby's office is JUST NOW squashing their problem.
I like your picture of the chick better.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Wyatt. Don't worry, 37's not old (it better not be, I'm 42!). BTW, love the Bullet Tooth Tony pic on your sidebar.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Wyatt.
ReplyDeleteHey you old Fart!!! You are older than my grandma and she farts dust!! HA HA HA HA I kill my self!!! Whew! shouldn't the #1 thing be a bottle of metamucil!
ReplyDelete37 ... jeez, where's my wheelchair ...
ReplyDeleteHope it was a good one... :)
ReplyDeleteI am missing everyone's birthdays by a day or two (or a month in the case of Chloe) lately. Mine got forgotten last year. I know how it feels.
Lin - "Swimmers." Ew. The wife has been hinting at #3, but since it is obvious I cannot give her a girl, she gets nothing!
ReplyDeleteAFW - 32? You're a Youngin!
Fm - Me too. Mug shots NEVER look good. Just ask Nick Nolte.
John - Thanks, and welcome! Snatch is one of my all-time favorite films, and Vinnie Jones is slated to play Juggernaut in X-Men 3. (Insert giddy laugh here.)
Ty - Thanks!
Sssteve - SHUT. UP. And wait, aren't you older than me???
Prof - I got the same thing from my aunt today. We share the same birthday.
Stella - No worries. I'm just glad to see ya back! And Chloe will forgive you - she always does. Go Preds!!!
What can't mention the lovely gift from the boys, personalized mouse pad, so they can be with you evry second of the day.
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Wyatt, yeah, so what?
ReplyDeleteDang, I surfed the web for a funny number to give you and ended up with a bunch of porn pop-ups that produced 50 more with each one I closed. Ew, never doin that again (no, really).
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, happy b-day Earpy! Not far behind ya, 34 is upon me (but people will buy me stuff so yay!)
37 is not old..I just gave you a hard time because you deserved it! No really, just because it was fun, yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! hehe
ReplyDeleteUber, he most likely has all those numbers!