Looks like you need some intergalactic wisdom to answer these questions.
Does anyone manufacture bonnets anymore?
Farbleflax & Spawn of Tau Ceti 7 still manufacture bonnets. Mostly for the Altairian Drag Queen trade.
Is there any food more disgusting than marshmallow Peeps?
No.
Although yogurt made by combining the milk of a Transfolian Sludge-Walla slug with the bacterial culture of the Molvarian slug-shagger does come in a close second.
If Santa comes in through the chimney, how does the Easter Bunny enter your home?
The Easter Bunny uses a transdimensional matter transporter that he bought second hand from Varos Quasar.
I told my 4 year old that Mommy locked the door last night. I told him I heard the Easter Bunny banging on the door in the middle of the night. Thank God I heard him, I was able to unlock the door. My 4 year old was a little upset with Mom this morning for forgetting to leave the door unlocked. Dad, of course, is a hero.
Is there any food more disgusting than marshmallow Peeps?
ReplyDeleteYes, sea urchin.
"If Santa comes in through the chimney, how does the Easter Bunny enter your home?"
ReplyDeleteThrough the back door with the tooth ferries crowbar.
Bonnets? No clue, but I had to wear them as a child..so annoying.
ReplyDeleteI think brussel sprouts and liver are way more disgusting than peeps. Although, peeps do have a gag factor all their own.
The Easter Bunny enters through a worm hole.
Looks like you need some intergalactic wisdom to answer these questions.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone manufacture bonnets anymore?
Farbleflax & Spawn of Tau Ceti 7 still manufacture bonnets. Mostly for the Altairian Drag Queen trade.
Is there any food more disgusting than marshmallow Peeps?
No.
Although yogurt made by combining the milk of a Transfolian Sludge-Walla slug with the bacterial culture of the Molvarian slug-shagger does come in a close second.
If Santa comes in through the chimney, how does the Easter Bunny enter your home?
The Easter Bunny uses a transdimensional matter transporter that he bought second hand from Varos Quasar.
I told my 4 year old that Mommy locked the door last night. I told him I heard the Easter Bunny banging on the door in the middle of the night. Thank God I heard him, I was able to unlock the door.
ReplyDeleteMy 4 year old was a little upset with Mom this morning for forgetting to leave the door unlocked. Dad, of course, is a hero.
Dude, Peeps rule. I like the bunny peeps best; preferably the yellow ones. First, I bite off the ears one a time. Then the head; finally the body.
ReplyDeleteI like Halloween peeps too.
www.marshmallowpeeps.com
Rach - Not the be confused with Sewer Urchin, the superhero from The Tick.
ReplyDeleteFm - Maybe we can set up Easter Bunny traps?
Ty - Tommy Boy told me the Tooth Fairy was a glue sniffer.
RT - Bonnets. Fashion's nerd.
The wife lives sprouts AND Peeps. She's disturbed.
You sound like Mox Argon!
Mox - Were your ears burning? Varos Quasar ripped me off on a gelatinous fuel cell! Bastard!
Wagon - Man, you're are not right.
Randal - I figured you'd like them.
Come on Wyatt, tell everyone the real reason you don't like Marshmallow Peeps...
ReplyDeleteMarshmallow Peeps = Cannbalism?