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Friday, May 12, 2006

People I Hate

Another week, another fabulous edition of PIH. Enjoy!

This son of a bitch
This is a compostie sketch of the piece of detritus wanted for the murder of Philadelphia Police Officer Gary Skerski. The award for information leading to his capture is now at $125,000. Officer Skerski's funeral took place this morning, and this animal is still on the loose. Unacceptable.

O.J. Simpson

Speaking of murderers, O.J. Simpson has a new pay-per-view special:

In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of a man he was accused of killing.

As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition."

"It was good for me it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.

I have only a few questions. How the hell does a murdering thug like O.J. Simpson get a pay-per-view special? How can he continually place himself in the public eye after he turned his wife into a Pez dispenser? And finally, why is O.J. still allowed to walk the earth?

Barry Bonds

By the time you read this, Bonds may have tied the great Babe Ruth for second place on baseball's all-time home run list. When that happens, I am officially done with Major League Baseball. The MLB has determined that since Bonds hasn't admitted he has been using steroids, and that he has not been caught, there will be no dreaded asterisk * next to his career stats. Of course, the fact that a 37-year old man is adding size and muscle obviously doesn not send up any red flags. I guess they have a point, since this guy looks exactly like the behemoth that now wears Bonds' jersey:


By the way, when the Giants were in Philly last week, I saw the funniest banner ever:

"Babe Ruth did it on hot dogs and beer!" Brilliant.

22 comments:

  1. I hope they catch said suspect asap!

    OJ has supporters, the question is WHY??

    I think the saying that Babe did it on hot dogs and beer says it all!

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  2. #1. Murderer.
    #2. Murderer.
    #3. Murderer.....oops, I mean cheater with the world's largest head.

    By the way, any intelligent person would realize that he is actually selling the smaller Bronco II not the full-sized Bronco the he and his accomplice A.C. drove.

    If it doesn't fit....(gloves and bras)

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  3. You guys operate off hate. I don't like Hollywood idiots as you claimed, which by the way has become the theme of my blog. The liberal media's bad and we need to change it, and my grandfather was a police officer. I just wish people would listen to Jesus about the death penalty.

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  4. Dear Waldo, I hate you.

    Love and kisses,
    Manute.

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  5. Here is some irony for ya Waldo: If Jesus didn't get put to death, there wouldn't be much basis for a religion now, would there? Hmmmm.

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  6. Are you saying the new cop-killer is getting an unfair shake from the media Waldo?

    I haven't been to church in a thousand years, and I'm as far from a Jesus freak as you can get, but here's stuff I remember from my Catholic upbringing:

    And Jesus said, "Give unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's, and give unto God that which is God's"

    Its not so much that we're trying to kill Mumia and, hopefully, this new cop-killer. We're just giving unto God that which is God's. Not unlike returning a defective item to the store after you bought it. Let God decide how to judge him, and the sooner the better.

    Furthermore, how could Jesus be against the death penalty, when he fully knew he was going to be put to death? If not for the death penalty, there would be no Resurrection and he would therefore not be the savior, no? Logic says Jesus thinks we should ice the dude.

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  7. HA! Good to see Grim agrees, beat me to it by 8 minutes, GJ!

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  8. I saw the same banner...brilliant!

    I was heartened by the scenes of people pulling over on the other side of 95 and the overpasses to join police officers in saluting the slain officer. Again...so sad, beautiful children and a super strong wife.

    As for the free murderers of this world....there is a special place in hell for them.

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  9. Waldo: I am a Bible thumper, Baptist well-versed in my Bible...I've read it.

    1. Thou shall not kill.

    2. "I did not come here to bring peace." (Jesus)

    3. And the whole Caesar thing (in case you didn't know) is born out of high taxes....but it means...follow the law or face the consequences for not following the law.

    Does all of this mean that that big steaming pile of crap can't be forgiven...yep, he can, but that doesn't mean he should face the consequences of his actions.

    That's why gluttons are fat...get the gist? Now go away you turd. I may be a Bible thumper, but I am allowed to voice my opinion...I'm kind of like Peter.

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  10. My typo is a really bad one so....the idiot should face the consequences of his actions and he should seek God for forgiveness...

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  11. glad to see the reward has gone up significantly!

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  12. If you think Mumia is at the top of my issue list, you're wrong. I don't like the death penalty. Believe me, if Mumia was guilty, I would be the first to say, I'd be more than happy. With a family history in the Department of Justice, I'd be be relieved that we didn't make a mistake. And by the way, guy with the irony thing, even though Jesus's death was nessecairy, it was really cruel, and something we don't want any more of. And you guys all have me wrong. I really don't care too much about Mumia, it's my friend who's obsessed. Me and another guy piss him off all the time by saying Mumia's guilty. I just like looking at both sides of an issue.

    In the words of a priest,
    "if you hate someone, haven't you already killed them in your heart?"

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  13. Cop Killer Lover - Are you still here? Didn't you just write this:

    "I just want to say that if you hate innocent people and don't want me to visit your blog, you know what, fine. Mine's cooler anyway."

    You go away now. You're not welcome here. You are now free to try and become "famous" by glomming onto the B4B crowd as you previously wrote. Good luck with that.

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  14. Can I watch if The Anti-Hippie gets to pull a Jack Bauer on the first two? I'm up for a little gratitous violence.

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  15. Waldo- my apologies. It's your friend who is the fucking idiot.

    No wait- you yourself said he was innocent in a previous post. That makes you still a fucking idiot also.

    Dumbass

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  16. The views expressed by Grinjack are not necessarily the views held by SYLG. Okay, the views are the same, but my Aunt Helene is cringing at Jack's choice of "sentence enhancers." Heh.

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  17. POINT #1:
    Waldo said: "In the words of a priest,"if you hate someone, haven't you already killed them in your heart?" "

    Then I guess you really are dead. Awesome. and dead people can't talk, so please refrain from communicating with anybody, ever again.

    Dead people just sit around and smell funny. Being 50 pounds overweight, you probably smelled pretty vile before you were dead. Please enjoy the rest of your dead life.

    POINT #2:
    Waldo said in a previous post: "I just want to say that if you hate innocent people and don't want me to visit your blog, you know what, fine......Peace out, WORD!"

    Then, on your jackassian blog, the 2nd sentence of your 'More on Hair' article states "Well, I'm not the kind of man who gives up on a promise."

    You promised to leave, then leave.

    POINT #3: Suck me.

    POINT #4: Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel.

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  18. Is someone going to hell in a hand basket?

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  19. I'm sorry Wyatt, I can't help it. The Shoot A Liberal is coming out in me...

    Quoth Waldork:"In the words of a much better blogger, Paul of fidelgiamatti.blogspot.com, "FREE MUMIA" Peace out, WORD!"

    I don't care where it ranks on your issue list, if you support a cop killer, you a worthless piece of trash, and a waste of oxygen.

    Quoth Waldork: "You guys operate off hate"

    Sounds to me like you operate off patchouli and bong water.

    Quoth Waldork: "The liberal media's bad and we need to change it, and my grandfather was a police officer"

    Uhhhh, that sentence makes absolutely no sense.

    Quoth Waldork: "I just wish people would listen to Jesus about the death penalty."

    I didn't know Jesus took a stance on the death penalty. What was it? Verily I say unto you that thou shalt not smiteith thine criminals? I don't remember reading that anywhere. What is that? Waldo 3:16?

    Quoth Waldork: "I really don't care too much about Mumia, it's my friend who's obsessed. Me and another guy piss him off all the time by saying Mumia's guilty."

    Okay, so now why did you start the Mumia crap on the blog of a Philadelphia Police Officer?

    In the words of Mark Twain, "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than it is to open it and remove all doubt."

    Sorry again Wyatt

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  20. I'm so with you on OJ Simpson. I still remember how ticked off I was when I found out he got off.

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  21. On this subject, I will simply bow to the eloquence of grimjack.

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