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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Q&A

After a cool two weeks of uninspired, unfunny posts, I figured it was time to reopen the SYLG Post Office. Post your questions in the comments section, and I'll have your (hopefully funny) answers by Friday. And since the last Q&A took up most of the blog, I'll have to insist on a One Question Per Person Rule. (Sorry, but I ignore the family enough without spending six hours on a post.)

Let's rock!

13 comments:

  1. If the Philidelphia PD decided to replace all of its cruisers with Segways would you immediately consider a career change?

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  2. Why is it that when it is raining (or worse) that NJ State Troopers do about 90 mph without a fish-tail to be seen, while if I tried to do it, I'd hydroplane (at least that's what the driver's manual says)?

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  3. ok, since you have Halle Berry on your blog....

    Q: Why does Halle Berry act "black" all the time when so is actually mulatto? Why doesn't she act "white" half of the time.

    Oh, and she wasn't the first black woman to win an Oscar either; maybe the 1st half-black woman, but not the first black woman.

    I hate fake blackies....Halle, Oprah, Chris Tucker, Vanilla Ice.

    It's Hammer Time. "Stop, Break it down."

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  4. Will the Phillies win the World Series this year, or will they suffer the dreaded Philly curse where NO sports team besides the Phantoms (a few years back) have done squat?

    It sucks being a die-hard Philadelphia fan, but we really should be used to the disappointment by now...

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  5. How in the world did the lil ole Sabres knock the mighty Flyers outta the playoffs this year? (feel free to continue to kick me while I'm down, but that's what I get for being an Upstate NY sports fan)

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  6. I know you said one question...but it is a little after 4am and I just woke up for work and....just found out Al-Zarqawi is DEAD!!!!! Good riddens, M-F'r! Aren't you happy?

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  7. Vincent_AntonelliJune 08, 2006 8:30 AM

    Did the girl at the bar in the skin tight jeans at HHGR have panties on underneath? I'm still debating that one.

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  8. So, Mein Commandant, did you get Hitler too?

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  9. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, do the other trees laugh?

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  10. Is your inner child potty-trained?

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