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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Soccer It To Me

The World Cup is rife with competition and gamesmanship. However, what is a person to do when their favorite team isn't playing? I found a few choices in my never-ending quest for your entertainment.

Top Ten World Cup Attractions

10. Shut Out The Lone Superpower.
9. Hooligans, Hooligans, Hooligans!
8. Trinidad & Tobago: The Original Odd Couple.
7. Free Wax With Paid Attendance To A Brazil Game.
6. Swedish Football: It's Abba-solutely Good!
5. Mexico: Stay Here Long Enough To See Your Country Beat Iran.
4. England: Come For The Football, Stay For Beckham's Wife.
3. A Complete German History: 1500-1914, 1919-1938, 1946-Present.
2. Football: If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

And the number one World Cup attraction is . . .

1. United Arab Emirates: We No Longer Play With The Head Of An Infidel!

6 comments:

  1. pretty good Top ten! Funny Stuff!!

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  2. HA HA ...that's right, Wyatt...if it's not Scottish....it crrrrrap!

    I really like the ABBA-solutely...:) funny stuff

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  3. #3 is priceless;)

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  4. Poor Ssssteve! He was first and didn't know it!

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  5. Big Cuz - It DOES ring a bell. That's where I stol, er, "borrowed" it from.

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