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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

You're Busting My Balls, Hans Bwix!

Mr. Peanut is at it again:

SEOUL — Defying broad international pressure, North Korea test-fired at least six missiles into the Sea of Japan today, including a long-range Taepodong 2 that has been the focus of tension because of its purported ability to reach U.S. territory.

American officials said the long-range missile vanished about 40 seconds into its flight. South Korean media quoted senior defense officials who said it exploded when its fuel ignition system failed, with debris falling into waters off the coasts of Japan and Russia.

The Taepodong (which sounds like an Asian porn star's name) missile failed after forty seconds - much like Kim Jong does in the sack. Forty seconds? And we trust these bozos to manufacture our kids' toys? I thought Asians were good at math!

4 comments:

  1. I saw that, and I was like "aaawweeee...how cute, they're playing with fireworks toys, like Iran's little torpedo plane water toy."

    ..but seriously...maybe they were trying to show support for the US by launching some fireworks for the 4th of July? :) heh...

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  2. Hee...heee...he said, "dong."

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  3. On Fox News they had it up on the screen as a "No-Dong" missle.

    Ya can't make that stuff up.

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  4. It's the other Asians who are good at math. The North Koreans are good at starving.

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