As I wrote previously, the French "military" decided to only send twenty officers and about two hundred "troops" to Lebanon to participate in the United Nations peacekeeping force. Who so few?
Top Ten Reasons France Scaled Back Their Military Commitment.
10. Still exhausted from watching the Tour de France.
9. They don't respect the United Nations either.
8. August is Jerry Lewis History Month.
7. Too busy naming another street after a cop killer.
6. Were waiting for Dr. Phat Tony's answers.
5. They all had tickets to Snakes on a Plane.
4. They didn't want to piss off Germany.
3. French soldiers are afraid of guns.
2. Misread "U.N. Peacekeeping" as unpeacekeeping, so they stayed home.
And the number one reason France scaled back their military commitment is . . .
1. Cotton shortage meant that there weren't enough white flags for everyone.
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