Free At Last, Free At Last!!!

Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!!!

It is very difficult to post today, since I keep trying to make out with my new Verizon DSL modem. Try sticking your tongue into one of those things! Any hoo, the DSL is up and running, and after I figure out my new e-mail system, I should be back to posting borderline funny stuff again.

I'm sorry, I just can't stop looking longingly into the modem's eyes.