The Lesser Of Two Weasels

So, I'm watching the NASCAR race this afternoon - it was a road course, so they turned left and right! - and at the final lap, SYLG faves (Sarcasm Alert!) Kevin "Punkass" Harvick and Tony "Fat Boy" Stewart were battling it out. I found myself praying to Jobu for a two-car wreck, because Jamie McMurray - who I like - was in third. Unfortunately, I did not offer Jobu cigars and rum, and Harvick took the checkered flag.

Witnessing a battle between Kevin Harvick and Tony Stewart is kind of like figuring out who you would rather make love to; Hillary Clinton . . .

or Helen Thomas.

Either way, you lose.