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Monday, August 14, 2006

Wow, That Was Fast!

Hezbollah guerrillas attacked an Israeli position in Lebanon early this morning, violating the proposed U.N. cease fire. Well, it was a few good minutes, anyway. Luckily, comedy like this almost writes itself.

Top Ten Things That Lasted Shorter Than The Cease Fire

10. The Chevy Chase Show.
9. Rachel's first blog. ZING!
8. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's marriage.
7. Helen Thomas' youth.
6. The Philadelphia Phillies' playoff chances.
5. Dr. Phat Tony's popularity. POW!
4. Cindy Sheehan's "fast."
3. My diet.
2. Paris Hilton's virginity.

And the number one thing that lasted shorter than the cease fire is . . .

1. Hugh Hefner's Viagra-induced erection.

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