Saturday, October 07, 2006

Guaranteed To Make The Guys Squirm

From today’s Philadelphia Daily News:

Lenwood Robinson and his gal pal, Juliet Clark, had a war of words in Robinson’s Southwest Philly apartment recently. Cops said the argument came to a head when Clark, 49, whipped out a knife and fatally stabbed her 76-year old lover 15 times.

“[C]ame to a head?” “[W]hipped out a knife?” This article was written by a woman who obviously didn’t realize her poor choice of words. Keep reading.

Clark then directed her fury to Robinson’s nether regions and used the knife to chop off his penis.

Reply for the guys: “OUCH!!!

Investigators said they have yet to recover his missing member.

I think it’s safe to say that people should avoid any barbecues in Southwest Philly this weekend just in case.

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