Fidel Castro: Party Animal

"F" Castro. I absolutely agree.

It's official: Miami is hosting the world's first "Death Kegger!"

"MIAMI - The city of Miami is planning an official celebration at the Orange Bowl whenever Cuban president Fidel Castro dies.

Discussions by a committee appointed earlier this month by the city commission to plan the event have even covered issues such as a theme to be printed on T-shirts, what musicians would perform, the cost and how long the celebration would last." - (H/T - Yahoo! News)

If the committee is looking for any more party ideas, I think I have a few . . .

* Play soccer with his dismembered head.

* Set him on fire and use him to light Cuban cigars for the first 2,000 attendees.

* Vote him into the baseball Hall of Fame, yet keep Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds out.

* Stick a pole up Castro's arse, and parade his corpse around the stadium like a giant puppet.

Do you have any more ideas? Submit them in the comments section, and we'll forward them to the city of Miami.