On Sunday, the only thing my Denver Broncos had to do to make the playoffs was beat the lowly San Francisco 49ers. Because God hates me, the 49ers rolled over the Broncos in Colorado, and took the victory, 26-23. The "Orange Crush" defense? Not so much. I mean, these guys lost to a friggin' Mormon quarterback!!! At least, I think he's a Mormon, since he played at Utah.
Oh, and because God hates me, Denver cornerback Darrent Williams was shot to death outside a Denver nightclub early this morning.
Today, the only thing my Michigan Wolverines had to do was beat a fraud USC team, coming off a terrible loss. Because God hates me, the Wolverine offensive line, defense, and hell, even the cheerleaders took the night off! Michigan got spanked by the liberal hippies, 32-18. UM quarterback Chad Henne was sacked more times than a Third World dictator, and this a-hole (Dwayne Jarrett, below) taunted Michigan during a touchdown reception. The defender took issue, and tackled Jarrett after he crossed the end zone. Michigan got a penalty, but the taunting was excused. Unreal.
USC's Dwayne Jarrett. Arsehole.If you think this weekend wasn't bad enough, get a load of this: unranked fraud Penn State played 17th-ranked Tennessee today in the Outback Bowl - because these teams should have played "out back" behind a stadium hosting a real game. Because God hates me, the Nittany Lions beat Tennessee by a score of 20-10.
What's next; is Notre Dame going to roll over LSU on Wednesday???
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