Happy Birthday, Denny!

Denny's platoon celebrating his big day.

Captain Den of First In! - I know, he has some dumbass comment scrolled across his top header, but his blog is still entitled, "First In!" - turns 40 today. Considering the amount of hair he's lost, he doesn't look a day over 85. As with most birthday celebrations here at SYLG, Denny gets the usual royal treatment . . .

Top Ten Gift Ideas For Captain Den

10. Blog Templates for Dummies.
9. A ladder to finally take down his icicle lights.
8. A really expensive hair weave.
7. A muzzle for his neighbor's yippy dog.
6. A longer fire hose. Heh, heh, "hose."
5. New cinder blocks for the '73 Firebird on his lawn.
4. Naked pictures of Rush Limbaugh.
3. A lock of Michelle Malkin's hair.
2. A lock of Helen Thomas' back hair.

And the number one gift idea for Captain Den is . . .

1. The Harley he had to sell when his wife had kids. HA!