The effects of The Man's semi-retirement are powerful and long-reaching. From coast to coast, folks are talking about the end of GOP and the City, the end of Weekend Caption Contests, and the end of snide remarks aimed at racist Representative Charles Barron. In fact, the announcement has set off a series of cataclysmic events . . .
Top Ten Effects of The Man's Retirement
10. Al Gore blamed the decision on global warming.
9. The St. Louis Cardinals will wear mourning crepes while bedding groupies.
8. Philadelphia's sports teams lost the will to win.
7. Britney Spears started wearing granny panties.
6. GOP and College is now the new favorite son.
5. Howard Dean was caught performing another scream.
4. Sssteve shaved "The Man Rules" in his back hair.
3. Nancy Pelosi got another boob job.
2. Michelle Malkin will have to lust after another blogger . . . probably a portly Philly detective.
And the number one effect of The Man's retirement is . . .
1. His sister called him a "douche."
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