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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Wyatt's Wisdom Nuggets

Today’s dose of wisdom has a theme; namely, dressing for the occasion.

Wyatt’s Wisdom Nugget #6: Always wear a chastity belt when meeting Kobe Bryant. Always wear a bulletproof vest when hunting with Dick Cheney. Always wear a life preserver when driving with Teddy Kennedy. And always bring an extra pair of underwear when partying with Britney Spears.

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