HOLLYWOOD, Fla. Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel and being being rushed to the hospital, one of her lawyers said. She had been unresponsive and was rushed to the hospital Thursday while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, hotel officials said. (H/T - Yahoo! News)
Look, I know there are a lot of people who are going to say this is a tragedy, and I would agree if for no other reason than her newborn daughter now has no mother. That being said, my Snark-O-Meter has lost its restrictor plate, so I figured a few questions are in order:
1. Will anyone remember the beautiful Guess Jeans model/Playboy Playmate, instead of the drunken stoner whose weight fluctuations rivaled Oprah's?
2. When you consider her, um, party 'til you puke lifestyle, what are the chances she died of "natural causes?"
3. When she meets her 200-year old husband in the afterlife, will she stay with his penniless soul?
4. Really, did anyone not see this coming?
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