Helen Thomas Loses Her Front Row Seat

Did anyone check for it in the fat folds of her neck?

The White House press room just got a lot less ugly. Check this out from Hot Air:

"The press corps is scheduled to move from temporary facilities back into the spiffed-up, rewired briefing room in May or June. Thomas, who has been questioning presidents and press secretaries for 46 years, plans to be there. But her front-row seat won’t be. Plans call for her to be moved to the second row to make room for a cable news channel – a sign of Washington’s changing pecking order, and of the new ways that Americans get their news."

This move virtually assures Thomas will never be able to ask another one of her patented liberal hippie questions. I mean, who's going to see her in the first row all bent over because of that mighty humpback. Ciao, Quasimodo!