Shave Me, Baby, One More Time

Ya gotta love Britney Spears. Not content to simply reign as America's White Trash Queen, she finally went off the deep end this week by shaving her head, showing up at a tattoo parlor, and allegedly entering rehab. Some people have wondered why Britney has made such puzzling life choices. Well, SYLG has the answers . . .

Top 10 Reasons Britney Spears Changed Her Look

10. Auditioning for the role of the female Captain Picard.
9. Evening it out by not shaving her legs.
8. She's showing her solidarity for baldos like Vinnie.
7. It worked for Sinead O'Connor, right?
6. Global warming made her hair frizz.
5. She's more aerodynamic for the Daytona 500.
4. Told friends if her JetBlue plane didn't take off, she'd get a tattoo.
3. Soccer ball look will turn on David Beckham.
2. Realized that she can never have Fmragtops.

And the number one reason Britney Spears changed her look is . . .

1. Misunderstood the "Guys like women shaved" axiom.