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    January - February '07

    "The best thing to come out of Philly since . . . who are we kidding, nothing good comes out of Philly." - The Man, GOP and the City

    "Sharpshooter, still beats salad shooter in 2 out of 3 gunfights. - Rodney Dill, Outside The Beltway

    "Stalking Uber since 2005! Now with more racism!" - JimmyB, The Conservative UAW Guy

    "Boosting the demand for brain bleach." - Fmragtops Spews

    "After more than a year of reading SYLG, I am once again pregnant. I'm not saying there's a connection, but it is a bit suspicious." - Daisy, Dorkelina

    "Keeping the streets of Philly safe; one cheesesteak at a time." - RT, Public Pondering

    "Proof that if you keep hitting 'refresh,' you too can reach 50,000 hits." - Sssteve, First With Flair

    "The Jim Dangle of Philly." - Tyler D., .45-Caliber Justice

    "Wyatt Earp proves that there's an upside to blindness." - Remulak MoxArgon, The Moxargon Group

    "SYLG: Because Jack Bauer can't be everywhere - especially not in Philadelphia." - Cowboy Blob, Cowboy Blob's Saloon

    "The puck stops here." - InsoluBlog

    "SYLG: Bitching and moaning since June, 2005." - Pam, Blogmeister USA

    "As a blogger, he's one hell of a detective, but as a detective, he's one hell of a blogger!" - Miriam, Miriam's Ideas

    "If his gun doesn't kill you, his humor will." - Dragon Lady, Dragon's Den

    "SYLG: Where Rosie (O'Donnell) and Helen (Thomas) go when they want to be 'shot' by a man." - Joe Cool

    "Support Your Local Gunfighter - Moron: Blogoshpere." - Some Jackass Named "Carl"

    "Hitler would be proud of you." - Sean Connor

    "You have no honor!" - Robert Frederick

Friday, March 16, 2007

Weekend Caption Contest

Whiggin' Out Caption Contest
(Source - Yahoo! Sports)

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Cowboy Blob
Right Pundits

Top 10 Entries:
10. Upon seeing George Washington holding his head in dismay after having a vision of the future of his country: "C'mon George, it isn't that bad. It isn't like they'll try to change the spirit of our founding documents or anything." - RT
9. And as a result of this, hippies are rejoicing at the availability of free, unlimited energy derived from running a turbine off of George Washington in his grave. - JimmyB
8. School's fans agree to dress as women if they lose the big game even when they knew the team had no frakking chance. - AJ Lynch
7. Dumped for Tom Brady, Edgar's world came crashing down at the Pats game. - Cowboy Blob
6. Howard Dean's new plan to portray Democrats as patriotic involves a Revolutionary makeover. - John D
5. "Tis Well The Slaves Be Exercised With Such Sport, But Who Be In The Fields At Sunrise" - Deathlok
4. All of Lance's plans came together as he and his "friend" made it on the Kissing Cam! - Sssteve
3. Confused Norwegians attend a Pirates game. - McCain
2. "Oh my God, George! Where else have you slept?" - Wil

WINNER! DRUDGEBREAKING: Ann Coulter in the news and in the dog house again for calling men dressed as Civil War admirals a couple of Farraguts. Developing. - Rodney Dill