C. Montgomery Burns will be squaring off against the winner.
LEWISTON, Maine - All of that Florida sun must be getting to Maine snowbird Roland Fortin. The 91-year-old has laid down a challenge to box fitness guru Jack LaLanne, who's 92. Fortin, former "cut man" for retired boxing champ Joey Gamache, said the idea for the four-round bout was hatched at the Tropical Gym in Pompano Beach, where Fortin works out during the winter in Florida. (H/T - Yahoo!).
No matter which one of these fossils is knocked out, the winner here will be the advertisers. Do you hear me, Geritol?