How Denny Really Spends His Day!

Someone finally caught Denny on his day off! And you thought all he did was fight fires, work on his hot rod, and attend Militant Republicans of America meetings. At least this explains why he is always listening to Hair Nation on Sirius Satellite Radio!

Firefighter Caught In Bikini

MASON – A Wayne Township volunteer firefighter is scheduled to appear Thursday in Mason Municipal Court on drunken driving and other charges after he was found wearing a woman’s blond wig and bikini in a public park.

Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, was arrested about 5 p.m. Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park off U.S. 42 after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man. Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

He did not respond to calls Wednesday for comment. (H/T - RT & The Cincinnati Enquirer)

Wow. The firefighter was really wearing a bikini. Luckily, this moron has the legs for it.