On Breatkthroughs and Epiphanies

While we generally leave poo-posts to Dr. Phat Tony, I couldn't pass this one up...

You know, usually when you hear about a breakthrough, it's good news.

However, being the conscientious guy that I am, I thought I would try Cheryl Crow's advice about using one square of toilet paper per sitting, to save the planet.

And then I had a breakthrough. And it was not good news.

I also had a moment of clarity and enlightenment at the same time; now I know another reason hippies smell like crap.

Stoopid, smelly hippies...