Time to Cut the Vacation Short.

Wyatt leaves and everything goes to heck in a handbasket...

Philly Struggles With Rising Murder Rate

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A bloody, bullet-filled weekend left 11 people dead across the city, where drugs and disrespect have trumped brotherly love and the murder rate is on pace to be the highest in a decade.
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The spike over the weekend was partly blamed on the first warm weather of the season. But rain or shine, Philadelphia police say the chronic problems remain the same: poverty, lax gun laws and a culture of intimidation that keeps witnesses silent and leaves shooters on the streets.

And Wyatt's on vacation.
Coincidence? Methinks not.

And then there's this:

Philadelphia Firefighters Tackle Six-Alarmer

Firefighters were watering down the last sputtering embers of a massive six-alarm fire that boke out in a warehouse near the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge early Tuesday morning.

At this rate, Philly is going to be a smoldering pile of ash, corpses, and burnt doughnuts by tomorrow.

WYATT COME BACK NOW!!!
As a public service!

Think of the children!!!