Performing The Safety Dance

I just read a story that blew my mind! Read on, Macduff!

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian traditional folk healer who dances in the nude while treating her patients has upset some people in the conservative, mainly Muslim country, a newspaper said Tuesday.

Healing folks with nude dancing? It hurts right here!

Mokhtar Mohamad Noor, 53, a teacher who wanted his sick wife to be cured, said the healer gave his wife a drink and spoke an incantation before she and some male followers in their 20s and 30s started dancing in the nude, the Star newspaper reported. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Oh. She's 53? Pass.