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    "The best thing to come out of Philly since . . . who are we kidding, nothing good comes out of Philly." - The Man, GOP and the City

    "Sharpshooter, still beats salad shooter in 2 out of 3 gunfights. - Rodney Dill, Outside The Beltway

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    "SYLG: Where Rosie (O'Donnell) and Helen (Thomas) go when they want to be 'shot' by a man." - Joe Cool

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Weekend Caption Contest

Hot Flashes Caption Contest
(Source: Yahoo!)

Actual Caption: A fan poses by a Star Wars display during the opening day of 'Star Wars Celebration IV' in Los Angeles on Thursday, May 24. The five-day convention celebrates the 30th anniversary of the Star Wars saga.

Other Current Contests:
Bagel Blogger
BrainFuel
Bullwinkle Blog
Cowboy Blob
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
Willisms
Wizbang

Photoshops:
Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob








Thank you all for the kickass entries. This was the hardest contest I have ever judged.


Top Ten Entries:

10. When breast implants go wild. - Pam
9. Photographic evidence that beautiful women are to blame for Global Warming. (Sans explanation.) - RFTR
8. Sally was beginning to regret wearing her plug-in Wonderbra in the shower. - Damian G
7. And then lighting sprung forth from her heaving bosoms and smote Bill. - Dennis
6. "Uh sorry, I thought the personal ad said you had an eclectic personality." - Rodney Dill
5. It turned out, Victoria's secret was two large flux-capacitors . . . - JimmyB
4. Jan insisted she liked Gatorade just for the flavor, but everyone new it was all about the electrolytes. - Pudge
3. Benjamin Franklin's great-great-great-great granddaughter learns the downside to her new nipple rings. - Vinnie
2. Cowboy Blob's Darth Chef Photoshop.

WINNER! - A Battlestar Galactica fan has her soul ripped from her as she learns that the upcoming season will be the final season! F-U SciFi Channel! - Randal Graves

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