Hits Are Down Today

Could the reason be the lack of recent photos of fabulous babes? Or did everyone finally realize that I don't have any talent? Probably a little from Column A and a little from Column B. When I am faced with such a quandary, I've found that extreme measures are needed to rectify the problem. Time to pull out the heavy hitter, now co-starring in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," Jessica Biel.

Oh, and if anyone has scrolled down past the picture, I figured I'd let y'all know that the Haloscan comments are acting funky again.