Maybe This Is Why Philly's Courts Are A Joke?
|Brace yourselves, kids. This story is the definition of comedy!|
Philadelphia Judge Willis W. Berry Jr. yesterday promised to quickly fix up a dilapidated property in North Philadelphia - the same promise he made when he bought it from the city in 1993. He was about 14 years too late.Did you re-read the bold paragraph? Judge Berry - pictured on the right in a perfect caption contest photo - "dabbles in real estate and moonlights as a landlord." Wow. Well, riddle me this, caped crusader: when does he have time to meter out steaming bowls of hot justice?!!!
I have had the unique displeasure to be present in Judge Berry's courtroom during my career, and I can tell you this: the last thing on this guy's mind is his judicial duties. Please "Your Honor," for the sake of this city's escalating crime rate, step down from the bench and follow your dream of becoming Donald Trump. The victims of this city will thank you for it.