Everything's Bigger In Texas

"Anchorwoman" Jones doing what she does best: looking hot.

How did I know that FOX would be involved?

Bikini model and former WWE "Diva" Lauren Jones is making her "acting" debut tonight on Fox's "Anchorwoman." Actually, if she worked for WWE, she already has plenty of acting experience. The show will be a hard-hitting look at today's media in all its glory.

Right. Here's the explanation the studio execs are expecting us to swallow:

"Partially scripted comedy features bikini model Lauren Jones taking a stab at normal life by working as an anchorwoman in the small town of Tyler, Texas."

As if Texas doesn't have enough problems, what with illegal immigrants, killer hurricanes, and rattlesnakes as big as your head. Any hoo, the program is targeted for a specific audience - namely, male chauvinist pigs like myself who want to tune in for eye candy. Unfortunately, this show looks so bad that even a horn dog like myself won't tune in.

UPDATE! - Apparently, no one tuned in. Anchorwoman was canceled after one episode. Ouch! Congratulations Lauren, you are the new Chevy Chase.