Obama-Rama!

Wow, that Barack Obama is really "The Man with the Plan!" I wish I could vote for him today!

KEY BISCAYNE, Fla. - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama often says he will be a candidate that will bring both parties together and Saturday he named a few of the Republicans he would reach out to if elected.

Oh, isn't that swell of him. He is going to bring both parties together by reaching out to a few Republicans? We're lucky to have a candidate like Barack Hussein Obama here to represent America's interests.

"There are some very capable Republicans who I have a great deal of respect for," Obama said in an interview with The Associated Press. "The opportunities are there to create a more effective relationship between parties."

"[S]ome very capable Republicans?" Because the rest of them are friggin' morons, right Barack? Just when you thought Hillary Clinton and John Edwards couldn't be more condescending, enter Obama!

Among the Republicans he would seek help from are Sens. Richard Lugar of Indiana, John Warner of Virginia and Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Obama said. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Figures. Obama's list of "capable" Republicans he is willing to work with include more RINO's than the San Diego Zoo. Set your phasers to "stunned."

At this point, I just want this election over. Who's with me?