Remorseful Republicans Rue Rove's Resignation

The country is abuzz with reaction to Karl Rove's resignation. While the liberal moonbats are celebrating "The Architect's" departure, many conservatives are saddened that the man who most annoyed the lefties will be moving on. Either way, you have to appreciate how politically savvy the man has been over the past decade, whether you love him or demonize him.

But what is next on Rove's plate? Funny you should ask.

The Top Ten Things Karl Rove Will Do After He Resigns

10. Call Michael Moore and ask if his refrigerator is running.
9. Buy beer for Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie.
8. Become a contestant on American Idol.
7. Make a drunken pass at Rachel at the MilBlog Convention.
6. Proudly claim to Muslims that he is "The Great Satan."
5. Relax and enjoy an ice cold puppy colada.
4. Embrace the proletariat. (Sorry, that's what Karl Marx would do.)
3. Make snarky comments on Daily Kos as "Red Rover."
2. Build a Death Star.

And the number one thing Karl Rove will do after he resigns is . . .

1. Manage Cindy Sheehan's U.S. House campaign.

(Linked at OTB's Beltway Traffic Jam)