Stupid Questions

I haven't asked any stupid questions in a while. Strike that, I ask about a hundred a day. Okay, I haven't had a Stupid Questions post in a while, so I figured why not now? Bon apetit.

Isn't it about time we slapped Russia's nose with a newspaper? Especially since they just placed their strategic long-range bombers back on patrol?

After Rick Tocchet gets probation for running a sports gambling ring and Jason Giambi gets no punishment for using steroids, how can anyone think that Michael Vick - if found guilty of dogfighting - will receive any prison time?

Does anyone care about Fred "I'm Still Don't Know If I'll Be Running" Thompson anymore? And if so, isn't he a little too late to be throwing his hat into the ring now?

Aren't country music stars the most beautiful in the industry?

Martina McBride, Faith Hill, and LeAnn Rimes.