The Hill-Dabeast Is At It Again

What is thy bidding, President Bush?

That Hillary Clinton is so witty and humorous! We should all band together and elect her President! Especially after she said this the other day:

"Vice President [Dick] Cheney came up to see the Republicans yesterday. You can always tell when the Republicans are getting restless, because the Vice President’s motorcade pulls into the Capitol, and Darth Vader emerges," Hillary Clinton said. (H/T - The Politico)

Ha, ha, ha! She sure has one terrific sense of humor. She should write a sitcom. She really should. (Snark)

The fact of the matter is that Hillary can't even take a shot at Cheney without blowing it. Everyone knows that Darth Vader is the baddest, coolest mo-fo in the Star Wars trilogy. Every kid in my generation wanted to be him. I wish someone would compare me to Darth Vader! It would make my day.

The only way she could have frakked this up worse is if she compared Cheney to Boba Fett. Nobody hates the Fett Man!