What Happens In Vegas . . .

Gets O.J. Simpson sent back to jail. Heh. Somewhere, the Goldmans and the Browns are dancing a jig.

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - OJ Simpson, the ex-American football star at the center of one of the most notorious murder trials in US history, has been placed under arrest in Las Vegas, US television reported Sunday.

Las Vegas police reportedly arrested Simpson in a continuing investigation over an alleged armed robbery at a casino hotel room. (H/T - AFP)

Karma. Ain't it a bitch?

Note to the prosecutors handling this case:

• Do NOT hire Marcia Clark or Christopher Darden to assist in the trial.
• Submit as little evidence as necessary. O.J. obviously can't be convicted when the evidence is overwhelming.
• If Judge Ito is on the stand, take a plea.
• Finally, don't frak it up this time, please!