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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Happy United Nations Day!

Today is United Nations Day. I hope everyone is celebrating it accordingly:
  • Throw a party at someone else's house, and when the residents get object, whimper away in failure.
  • Go to the movies, and do nothing while a punk in the rear of the theater keeps yelling out plot lines.
  • Let a homeless man address your group or organization, no matter what crazy ideas he screams at you.
  • Accept friendly "gifts" from the drug dealer next door in return for your silence.
  • Give an award to the local car thief because he tells you he felt "remorse" after his arrest.
Have a terrific day!

(Linked at OTB's Beltway Traffic Jam.)

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