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I don't know how I could sleep at night without knowing the inspiration for the worst song in the history of music.

LOS ANGELES - Neil Diamond held onto the secret for decades, but he has finally revealed that President Kennedy's daughter was the inspiration for his smash hit "Sweet Caroline."

"I've never discussed it with anybody before — intentionally," the 66-year-old singer-songwriter told The Associated Press on Monday during a break from recording. "I thought maybe I would tell it to Caroline when I met her someday."

He got his chance last week when he performed the song via satellite at Caroline Kennedy's 50th birthday party. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Wow, is that a weight off of my shoulders. Whew! Seriously, is there anyone in America who wondered who "Sweet Caroline" was? And now that we know, does anyone care? I'll open the floor for discussion.