You and your jackass-in-crime Jesse Jackson have effectively ruined Christmas. Are you happy now?
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute. (H/T - Yahoo!)
In related stories:
- You can no longer wish someone "Happy New Year," because "New" sounds too similar to "Jew."
- The concept of The Tooth Fairy is being abolished because it is offensive to homosexuals.
- Groundhog Day is now canceled because fat people have issued complaints.
Keep it up, and Santa is gonna be mighty pissed!
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