A White Trash Thanksgiving

On Thanksgiving, many celebrities take time out of their busy, vapid schedules to do good works for those less fortunate - you know, like people who dye their own hair! And why not? It gets them a boatload of good press. During the holidays, almost every normally worthless celeb tries to bolster their image for the "little people."

Thankfully, Britney Spears can't be bothered with such trivialities like her image or other people.

Britney Spears apparently couldn't wait until Black Friday to go shopping. The pop star visited a Virgin Megastore on Thanksgiving while her ex-husband Kevin Federline had custody of their two young sons. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Remember when everyone decried K-Fed as the biggest tool in a very large toolbox? What a difference a year makes. Suddenly, Federline is the picture-perfect father, while Brit - the former darling of the mainstream media - is ignoring her children in favor of Kanye West's new single. I can see the discussion at Casa de Federline now . . .

Kids: "Dad, why can't Mommy be here for Thanksgiving?"

K-Fed: "Well kids, Mommy is very busy this time of year. She needed to go to the Virgin Megastore - oh, the irony - to buy some CD's. Because, you know, it's not like she could get CD's anytime she wants. If only she were in the music industry . . . Oh well, please pass the cranberry sauce, honey."

Is it me, or is Britney Spears trying to piss off everyone on the planet?

(Linked at OTB's Beltway Traffic Jam.)